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I’m the Feral Cat You’ve Been Feeding

You poor, delusional fool.

Cheese it! It’s the cops! (Photo by David Peters on Unsplash)

Thanks for the five years of Fancy Feast, Kaitlyn, but you’re never going to own me.

Like your dreams, I remain just out of reach. A reminder that no matter how many times you swipe right, the only thing you can count on waking up next to is a dismembered mouse.

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.