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I’m The Mouse That Terrorizes Your Pantry

​Get used to it, because I told our friends about the great food you have.

Photo by Kong Jun on Unsplash

Human,

You saw me the other day under your fridge, and I heard you scream. I ran in the other direction, eating the scraps of bacon you drunkenly left on the ground and forgot about.

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Ryan Fan

Ryan Fan

Believer, Baltimore City IEP Chair, and 2:39 marathon runner. Diehard fan of “The Wire.” Support me by becoming a Medium member: https://bit.ly/39Cybb8