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I’m the Movie Assassin Forced Out of Retirement Again

I have to eviscerate more enemies, just when I was getting good at paddle tennis!

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You know me, I’m the protagonist of innumerable action films. Whatever you call me — hitman, mercenary, assassin — I’m paid to kill people. Is it the government that pays me? A shadowy…

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James Klein

James Klein

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Writes humor and awkward bios. Top writer in satire. McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, The Satirist, and others at jameskleinhumor.com.