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I’m The Top Search on Google For My Name

So that means I won at life

Photo by Charles Deluvio on Unsplash

When I was younger, I would Google my name and see what would come up. I would scroll down, and down, and down, until about the seventh page of Google when search results of my high school track races would come up. But come on! The seventh page? That’s how important I was to you, Google?