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Noisy Neighbors

I’m the Tough Guy Manhandling My Recycling Bin

I’m a badass homeowner

Photograph licensed from Shutterstock Images

I’m barreling out of my driveway, shoving my recycling bin so hard you’d think a wheel is about to snap off. That’s how strong I am! I couldn’t slow down if I wanted to. My forearms are too powerful to throttle back on their raw, dominating aggression.

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James Klein

James Klein

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Writes humor and awkward bios. Top writer in satire. McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, The Satirist, and others at jameskleinhumor.com.