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I’m Trying To Sleep But My Stomach Disagrees

It sends butterflies to attack and grows xenomorphs for fun

Photo by Lidye on Unsplash

At the grand old age of 30, my stomach decided it was going to have a say on whatever I ate.

For foods it didn’t like, it’d slow digestion so it’d turn into fat and get stored in my belly.

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