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I’m Turning Into A Gassy Old Lady

At least one of those facts is true

Photo by Steve Harvey on Unsplash

Actually, I don’t really think I’m an old lady, but lately I do seem to be passing a lot of gas, which is a trait I attribute to the elderly and to babies.

On second thought, I do have to scroll way, way down when searching for my birth year on those websites that ask for your birthday…




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Janie Emaus is an author/blogger. ON SALE NOW! Latkes for Santa Claus.

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