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ACCIDENTAL POO HUMOR

Imodium, Like Alcohol, Makes You Think You’re Invincible

Do not be fooled

Photo by Milind Ruparel on Unsplash

On Friday night I awoke to my partner leaving the bed for the bathroom. More than once. It seemed like every ten minutes. It was probably only every thirty. All. Night. Long.

And once I was awake, I realized why, and that I was about to share his misery…

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Carol Lennox

Carol Lennox

Psychotherapist, Hypnotherapist Sharing new choices. Leans Left. Mindfulness practitioner before it was cool. LPC, M.Ed. Helping you make a difference every day

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