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Inject Your Summer with Ancient Fun — Open a Sarcophagus

What could possibly go wrong?

Spooky sarcophagus in a church
Looks harmless and not evil at all. Photo by Stevebidmead/Pixabay

We long to play in the carefree, endless days of sunshine. Oh, to run through war-free meadows and share pandemic-free kisses; to once again jam our sweaty, drunken bodies into a tightly-confined space. A return to live music blasts our eardrums to oblivion.

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Sarah Paris

Sarah Paris

Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Fiction is my heartbeat. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.