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Introducing One Hot Cross Bun

Who’s fired up, can’t take any more!

designer bun with a mouth shape cutaway design
Photo by MissMushroom on Unsplash

Hi folks, so, believe it or not, I’m one hot, cross bun! And I’m hot. And I’m cross, and I’m cranky. I’m cranky cause I haven’t had any hanky-panky since this goddamn lockdown began.

This is a fine time to have a lockdown, now isn’t it? When it’s all warm and springy outside…




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