LOOK, IT’S HIDE O’CLOCK!

Introvert Uses Her Brain and Almost Avoids Being Dragged to a Party

Why almost?

Just take a look at this shy, quiet, introverted zebra on the left. Don’t let the extrovert zebra’s grin and pointy tongue distract you — that’s the usurper in this story! (Photo by Enzo Tommasi on Unsplash)

I was social distancing long before it was law-regulated. Believe me when I tell you:

“There are two types of people in this world. I avoid both.”