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Introvert Uses Her Brain and Almost Avoids Being Dragged to a Party

Why almost?

Oversized graffiti on a blue brick wall depicting a zebra head profile and a zebra front face with the tongue sticking out on the side and the teeth fully exposed.
Just take a look at this shy, quiet, introverted zebra on the left. Don’t let the extrovert zebra’s grin and pointy tongue distract you — that’s the usurper in this story! (Photo by Enzo Tommasi on Unsplash)

I was social distancing long before it was law-regulated. Believe me when I tell you:

“There are two types of people in this world. I avoid both.”




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