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QUIZ

Is He Hot Under That Mask?

Or are you just horny for anyone who isn’t flagrantly flouting pandemic protocol?

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It’s been so long since you’ve touched a human being, and you’ve forgotten all about things like standards. Alternatively, you live in New York, and you lost all your standards seven years ago when you realized the city means fight or flight when it…

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Laura Berlinsky-Schine

Laura Berlinsky-Schine

Writer of words. Mocker of people and things. Dog mom to Hercules. Slackjaw, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Little Old Lady, and Jane Austen’s Wastebasket.