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Is this a Greeting or a Hook-Up?

Tales of a socially awkward girl in an affectionate world.

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“I think I just slipped your brother the tongue,” I said to my new husband.

My husband, accustomed to my social faux pas, wasn’t surprised.

“I didn’t know he was going to give me a mouth kiss greeting. So, I panicked,” I justified. This was just one of many…



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