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Is Writing on Medium Like Playing the Lottery?

I *think* our chances are slightly higher

Photo by Waldemar Brandt on Unsplash

“Mom, why are you writing on Medium, anyway? It’s not like you’ll make a lot of money. I mean you haven’t even made $100 in a month.”

“I like writing. I think it’ll help me make more money eventually.”

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Aimée Gramblin

Memoirist-in-progress with the collective awakened and awakening consciousness. Love + Courage = Love Evolution. Creativity Fiend in training.

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