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It Feels Good to Fart

Breaking wind and toasting gas

Photo by Sharon McCutcheon on Unsplash

Sometimes I am grateful that foods make me gaseous. Foods like deviled eggs, broccoli, and beans are good farting foods. They are hearty and delicious, too.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel…
Let’s have beans for every meal!

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Aimée Gramblin

Aimée Gramblin

Memoirist-in-progress with the collective awakened and awakening consciousness. Love + Courage = Love Evolution. Creativity Fiend in training.

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