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Jul 19, 2021

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“It Takes a Special Woman to Appreciate What I Have to Offer”

My Favorite Lines from Recent Online Dating Profiles

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After several years of reading online dating profiles and meeting men for coffee, staying single is looking better and better to me. But I’ve stayed on Match.com, in part for the pure enjoyment of reading what men choose to say about…

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