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I, Clown With a Machete, Wish People Didn’t Judge Me By My Appearance

You should get to know me first

Last week I was minding my own business in the woods around 1 am, near the spot off the main road where the kids like to park and “make out”. I heard a car pull up, and because it was late I thought I’d check in and make sure everything…



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Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***