Everybody leaves

I’m A Peloton Bike With Abandonment Issues

Please don’t leave me, Monica

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Hey, Monica — it’s me, your Peloton bike! When I first arrived, you were working out all of the time. I felt so loved, so worthy. Together we were even crushing the Coldplay Artist series, and making gains while “Fix You” plays is NO SMALL FEAT! I was proud of you, proud of US. But you’ve…