I’ve Decided to Start Writing About Sex

Everyone else is doing it like rabbits, so why can’t I?

Lee Serpa Azevado
Dec 11, 2019 · 3 min read

My sexual history

I once went on a blind date with a girl that would arrange a selection of hors d’oeuvres on her magpie's nest. She would try to make it look like a duck. It looked more like a platter puss.