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Jeff Bezos: I’m Tired of My Strict Kombucha Diet

It’s all Whole Foods’ fault.

I hear you when you’re sleeping, I know when you’re awake. Photo by Piotr Cichosz on Unsplash.

Hi, my name is Jeff Bezos and I’m richer than you.

My life is hard. I manage a business worth a trillion dollars, one day we will be worth a quadrillion dollars. We own a ton of other businesses that take up all my time.

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