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Jesus Wants Me For Something

A sunbeam? Does it have to be a sunbeam?

Sunbeam shining on water.
Photo by Davide Cantelli on Unsplash

A sunbeam, a sunbeam
Jesus wants me for a su-u-u-unbeam!
A sunbeam, a sunbeam
I’ll be a sunbeam for him.

Hands up if you sang, forced or not, that stupid, frightening song as a child.

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