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Joel Osteen’s Latest Sermon Thanks God For The Ukraine War

The reasons for this meaningless bloodbath are to teach us how to become better Christians

Picture of Joel Osteen from The National Desk. Picture of Ukraine-Russia War from Davidson.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If you can’t, then hire Joel Osteen to market his piss.




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