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Satire

Judgy Dads

He ain’t got childbearing shoulders

Photo by Izzy Park on Unsplash

Not every man is born paternal, even if he wants to be a dad. It’s not natural for some men. Some men don’t have beer bellies, so they don’t really look like dads. It’s sad.

Some men don’t know how to pack their daddy bags. They’re always forgetting something and having to ask the other dads, who are just judging the shit…

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