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Just Call Me an Old Dog


Photo by Chikilino on Pixabay

The older I get, the more I act like a dog, literally. Maybe I’m not as cute as a poodle or a pug, but my behavior sure resembles a canine.

I first realized the dog similarity after a meal — especially if I eat food that’s high in fiber. I scratch at the door until my wife takes me for a walk. But I quickly turn around because…




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Mark Tulin

Mark Tulin

A California writer/photographer whose dreams are more vivid than his waking life. Poetry, Humor, Sexuality, and Fiction —

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