Late to the Party

Alan Asnen
Nov 5 · 6 min read

…as if anyone cared

Photo by Ben Rosett on Unsplash

This is a well-understood fact: that as one becomes more inured to a single philosophy or religious belief, one becomes less inclined to humor. Further, as one drifts further away from any philosophical or religious belief, equally so.

Thus, the logic in that famous mantra from the guru, Lawrence Welk, which had us chanting, “And a one and a two and a…” No less from the high priest of…

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Alan Asnen

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Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of many things straightforward and strange. Some of them appear here.

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