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Lazi day

I decided to write this post using auto dictate because well laziness

Photo by Priscilla Du Preez on Unsplash (I couldn’t insert a picture using auto dicate. Does this mean I lose the laziness contest?)

So let the chips fall where they may. Parentheses dammit it won’t let me put it (Mark to start one of my usual stream of consciousness comments within a comment. Oh) that was my reaction to the software actually putting in (mark)) oh wow this works. I’m so thrilled with technology…




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