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MWC 2021/2022

Lazy Bingo

How to combine the MuddyUm writing challenge and bingo game to get a shot at two prizes

Photo by Anthony Tran on Unsplash

My desire dissipated like a schmangie dishwasher the moment he took off his socks and I saw his toetacles.

I got up from the sofa, citing a sudden need for compactinization, which I set about doing while uttering…




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Marla Bishop

Marla Bishop

Londoner, philosophy graduate, journalist, relationship coach, wife & mother. MA in Novel Writing; working on 1st novel. Follow me:

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