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Clear the courtroom

Let Me Clear About “Let Me Be Clear”

Don’t ask, do tell

Photo by Ali Abdul Rahman on Unsplash

Chief Justice Roberts recently reassured us that the Judicial branch does not need help policing itself.

“Let me be crystal clear: the Judiciary takes this matter seriously. We expect judges to adhere to the highest standards, and those judges violated an ethics rule.”¹




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MuddyUm co-editor. Top writer in Humor and Satire per some esoteric algorithm designed by Medium alchemists. Also yoga, rowing, reading, hanging with my golden.

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