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Let’s Pick the Next Democratic Presidential Candidate Based on Their Dog

Everyone’s exhausted, so let’s just do it this way

FDR with one of his many dogs, Chief. Photo from the FDR Presidential Library online digital collection

I’m exhausted and so are you. Stop pretending you have the energy to watch another Democratic presidential debate — you don’t. And despite what the Twitterverse would have you believe, all the remaining candidates are great and we’d be lucky to have any one…




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