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Lincoln Debated My Mom!

His position on Pokémon will shock you

Photo by Library of Congress on Unsplash (edited by author)

A Virginia lawmaker submitted an entirely not-racist bill mandating social studies reform. In it, they reveal the previously unknown fact that Abe Lincoln once debated Frederick Douglass! Shockingly, the bill reveals other previously unknown debate opponents for the Great Emancipator. Here are excerpts…



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