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Line-ups Are Totally Not My Thing

Why do I always choose the wrong lane?

Image by Nico Boersen from Pixabay

I swear, whatever line I choose at the grocery store, it always ends up being the slowest. The line looks short, but then someone ahead of me will need a price check, a rain check — or they forgot an item and dash off to retrieve it.

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Barb Dalton 🇺🇦

Barb Dalton 🇺🇦

Mum to 3 humans, 2 fur balls. Kiwi-Canuck. Nursing Instructor by day; Rants, reminisces and rhymes by night.