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Local Employee’s Grandmother Dies For The Tenth Time As Excuse to Call Out of Work

When he was reminded that his favorite basketball team was coming into town tomorrow, Pratt confessed one more tragic death in the family

Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash

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Ryan Fan

Ryan Fan

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