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Local Man Celebrates 276th Birthday of the Year at Cheesecake Factory

At 1433 years old, Wallace is the oldest man in the world, according to the Guinness Book of World Records

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Every day is a special day for local man Craig Wallace, because for the 276th time this year, he is celebrating his birthday at the…

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