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FLATULENT DREAMS

Local Man Misses the Days His Wife Was Too Embarrassed to Fart On Him

Pre-lentil days

Photo by Pavel Danilyuk from Pexels

Every evening, after beans and rice, Bob’s mother would sit on his father’s lap and expel an enormous fart. His parents would laugh and laugh and Bob dreamed of the day he would be like his father, farted upon by his true love.

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