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Local Man Vowing to Never Be Like Parents Appalled He Looks Like Them

Turner is looking into plastic surgery to show he’ll be different

Photo from Tama66 on Pixabay

Local man, Jeffrey Turner, has been absolutely appalled by a comment from a family friend, “you look just like your parents!”

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