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Mom Finally Cracks a Yolk

It’s delicious

Photo by RODNAE Productions from Pexels

A local mom woke up this morning and remembered that her sister’s boyfriend, in college, made great eggs. She forgot the egg maker’s real name, but she’d called him Charles Mansion.

“He was sort of a combo platter of Charles Manson and a trust fund baby,” she said. “Really scruffy and pale, but he drove a Bugatti.” He…

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