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Macy’s New Shirt Is 99% Off — Now Costs $1 Billion

Now it’s so affordable your average working-class person can afford it, Macy’s said

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Macy’s has a new sale that has made national headlines and news across the country — it has an unprecedented discount that will shock all its competitors. Instead of going at its retail price, Macy’s is…