Making Beds

Alan Asnen
Nov 5 · 4 min read
Photo by Kate Stone Matheson on Unsplash

I do most of the household chores. Not all, but most. I’m not going to list them. No listicles. Not necessary. Not the point.

We’re both sort of stay-at-home workers even though, technically, retired. But both of us have always been, whatchamacallit, hyphenated? I mean, I’ve been hyphenated since I was seven years old. And I don’t think there was even such a thing back then. Not legally.

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Alan Asnen

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Possessor of Paul Newman eyes. Author of many things straightforward and strange. Some of them appear here.

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