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Man Takes Three Hours to Shower In The Morning Just to Spite Roommates

Showing up to work is no longer important to him

Photo by Majestic Lukas on Unsplash

Two people at 63 Deer Road have recently called reporters and journalists to their house out of desperation: they want to shame their roommate, Taylor Brown, for taking forever to get ready in the morning. Brown starts work the…

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Ryan Fan

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