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Marcia Brady’s Compulsive Disorder

Beauty Tips for Wingwomen

The system is rigged, girl

Photo by Pixabay: https://www.pexels.com/photo/blonde-haired-woman-in-open-field-photoshoot-during-daytime-157728/ Adapted by Canva

This morning, I woke up in the wrong narrative. Can you imagine? The wrong narrative! I immediately knew whose it was. Cindy Noel Levine’s, my best friend from college.

I could tell it was hers because I woke up and blow dried my hair. That wasn’t the weird part. I…

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