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Marie Kondo Stole My Clothes and My Husband

Me and Hugh Hefner have robes but our similarities end there

Photo by Mikhail Nilov — I only own robes

“The best way to choose what to keep and what to throw away is to take each item in one’s hand and ask: “Does this spark joy?” If it does, keep it. — Marie Kondo

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.