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Life Maybe

May Is Zombie Awareness Month

I worry I am not prepared for the coming Zombie Apocalypse

Joeprachatree — stock.adobe.com / Author’s subscription

” When life closes a door, it opens a window. And then, zombies climb in and eat you.” ― Anonymous

There are many things in the world to be worried about, but there is one that preys on my mind all the time. I don’t believe I am fully prepared for…

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