IT WAS AN INNOCENT MISTAKE

Meditate? Oh, You Mean Have Sex, Right?

Just a small misunderstanding that could happen to anyone, especially this guy

Kavyajn2005, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

My girlfriend said we should meditate together. I’d rather watch a few more MMA reruns and have another beer to relax, but thinking this might be a gateway to sex, I said sure.