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‘Merican Master Class in Plague Management

Zone by zone

Photo by Steve Harrris on Unsplash

1. California: Oh shit, everyone is dying. Elon Musk and his son, Wingdings 2.0, are stealing lithium from South Americans to make radtastic cars, only some of which will be shot into space. The rest of the lithium will be divided between your friend Jeff’s dad’s new commuter car and 75% of the vibrators purchased at the unoriginally…

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Kayla Dunham

Freelance Writer, Entrepreneur, and Visual Artist currently working in the Pacific Northwest. See my portfolio at kdunhamwrites.wordpress.com