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Michael Cohen Blames Blown Career on Parents

“I wanted to be a doctor!” says former Trump fixer.

Mask of Michael Cohen by artist, Sharon Lee Rosenbaum

In an exclusive interview with Bodacious Media, (BM), former fixer to the former POTUS, Michael Cohen, currently up to his beetle brows in orange jumpsuits, revealed that he blames his Holocaust survivor parents for his becoming a lawyer, “When I shoulda been a…

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Sherry McGuinn

Sherry McGuinn

Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado. sherrymcguinn@gmail.com