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Miss Manners Guide To Etiquette During the Zombie Apocalypse

Being dead is no excuse for being rude

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When the zombie apocalypse arrives — best guess early 2023 —it’s going to be a busy time. Whether you’re hunkered down solo in the chainsaw section at Walmart or calling yourself Reverend and running a zombie-sex cult in an abandoned…

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Patrick Metzger

Patrick Metzger

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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***