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Moon the Moon

During the day

Photo by Benjamin Voros on Unsplash
Photo by Benjamin Voros on Unsplash

I always wanted to moon
the Moon
to see her dimmed reflection
upon my ass
It’s too easy
I often surmised
I want to moon her
during the day
I may need a Moon detector
I could call NASA
ask to speak to a cosmonaut
I mean astronaut
They’re too busy for that
Maybe Google Earth could also
point to the Moon
When is Google Moon coming out
It seems that she can be…




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Patrick M. Ohana

Patrick M. Ohana

Medical writer who reads & writes fiction & some nonfiction, although the latter may appear at times like the former.