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NOT FAMOUS YET?

My Arm’s Getting Tired

Gimme my money now

Photo by Anderson Rian on Unsplash

My father once told me that if I work hard, everything will fall into place.

But, when?

I’ve done the work.

I honed my thumb dexterity by following the suggestions in all the ‘Side Hustle’ posts. I’ve played all the match 3 puzzle games. I’m on all the survey sites…

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Tom McLaughlin

Tom McLaughlin

Comedy, horror, and poetry writer. I can find humor in anything, but it usually horrifies people. NSFW books on Godless.com as Olaf Vulture.

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