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My Butt is a Fully Trained Marxist & Aesthetician

Seize the means of production and look good with my butt

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If I’m honest, my butt has always leaned to the shlumpy left. Watching “the news.” Being nice to people. Ignoring the basics of grooming. Speaking admiringly about the Nordic socialist utopias. It’s all of a lefty liberal…

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Gary Chapin

All time Top Writer in Accordions. I write. I have always written. I play accordion. I have an extraordinary ability to be fascinated by things.

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