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Daily Life With Pets

My Cat Is Bossing Me Around

I was late with his breakfast, so I required correction — / Author’s subscription

“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” Joseph Wood Krutch

The Rain Brings Pain




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Toni Crowe

Sarcastic escaped executive. Best-selling author. Writes whatever she wants. Nerd Engineer. Twitter:

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